NS Cliches: Rebooted

by **Sengoku Americas** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:01 pm

Dayganistan wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:yeah but i hope that a trope of higher effort wankery will immerge, using novel concepts you can defeat much larger armies

That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

Guerilla warfare is based.

동무들아 준비하라 손에다든 무장
Comrades, prepare yourselves, ready your weapons.
제국주의 침략자를 때려부시고
We shall cleanse all the imperialist invaders.
용진용진 나아가세 용감스럽게
Bravely march on, bravely march on, bravely attack!
억천만번 죽더라도 원쑤를 치자
We'll defeat the enemies, even if we die countless times.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:01 pm

Sengoku Americas wrote:
Dayganistan wrote:That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

Guerilla warfare is based.

do you want to replace that with "people's war" or should i? i know you want to.

by **Miku the Based** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:02 pm

The good thing with NS stats and government label is that it gives ideas to add to the factbook. like internal contradictions and policy reversals.
For example the insane black market hike at the beginning of my nation gave me the police crackdown idea I could have in my factbook sometime in the future.

by **Sengoku Americas** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:03 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Sengoku Americas wrote:
Guerilla warfare is based.

do you want to replace that with "people's war" or should i? i know you want to.

Guerilla warfare in general, not just People's War.

by **Miku the Based** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:07 pm

Dayganistan wrote: write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

Cardboard box and snake decoys. I'm a unoriginal person. I think you really need to study the cultural and social customs of the enemy nation to so something sly or creative.

by **Scandinavian Federated Alliance** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:09 pm

Dayganistan wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:yeah but i hope that a trope of higher effort wankery will immerge, using novel concepts you can defeat much larger armies

That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

i prefer making op weapons using irl shit, the chad obscure irl tech vs the virgin zero point energy

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:11 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Dayganistan wrote:That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

i prefer making op weapons using irl shit, the chad obscure irl tech vs the virgin zero point energy

tbf making your shit op just so you can go "haha lookit i can blow your stuff up that much more effectively in what's meant to be a narrative-driven thing" and no other reason is still wank even if it's realistic wank. at least with bros like synne there's a narrative purpose for it besides "my gun is bigger than yours bitch."

by **Miku the Based** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:14 pm

I didn't get past the 80 pages of pictures to find what that corporate Island is trying to do with his big old navy and airforce.

by **East Wolven** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:15 pm

Not really a cliche but just something that happens to me all the time, but people who look at "1466" and"PT" and immediately go "Ah, yes, that is the Gregorian calendar and it's definitely synched up with Earth, I understand this perfectly!". Even though they don't.

by **Scandinavian Federated Alliance** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:15 pm

Miku the Based wrote:I didn't get past the 80 pages of pictures to find what that corporate Island is trying to do with his big old navy and airforce.

yeah some factbooks are cool but are just kinda hard to find what your looking for

by **Synne Industries** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:16 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:tbf making your shit op just so you can go "haha lookit i can blow your stuff up that much more effectively in what's meant to be a narrative-driven thing" and no other reason is still wank even if it's realistic wank. at least with bros like synne there's a narrative purpose for it besides "my gun is bigger than yours bitch."

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:16 pm

Miku the Based wrote:I didn't get past the 80 pages of pictures to find what that corporate Island is trying to do with his big old navy and airforce.

blow shit up.

also it's like literally two clicks to find, how'd you not find it?

Synne Industries wrote:
(Image)

so you're telling me that this is you?

by **Scandinavian Federated Alliance** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:17 pm

honestly my factbook are too detailed but i take pleasure in detailing my shit, but god sometimes when you see something about a sniper firing a round at 100km/s you just have to sigh

by **Russkiya Svyachena** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:19 pm

Aureumterra III wrote:
The Hindustani State wrote:So basically

Female monarch - who you wish you could fuck but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you can't
Male monarch - who you wish you were but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you aren't

You be calling out the entire fucking International Incidents user base

Same with F7

It’s pretty obvious what you’re doing when you have a promiscuous young attractive monarch

by **Wexas** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:19 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:honestly my factbook are too detailed

There is no such thing as too detailed.

More Detail

by **Synne Industries** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:19 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:so you're telling me that this is you?

The coinflip says yes.

by **Scandinavian Federated Alliance** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:20 pm

Wexas wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:honestly my factbook are too detailed

There is no such thing as too detailed.

More Detail

my tanks doc is 33 pages lmao

by **Wexas** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:21 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Wexas wrote:There is no such thing as too detailed.

More Detail

my tanks doc is 33 pages lmao

MORE DETAIL

by **Scandinavian Federated Alliance** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:22 pm

Wexas wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:my tanks doc is 33 pages lmao

MORE DETAIL

I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:24 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Wexas wrote:MORE DETAIL

I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

specify precisely how many rivets are used in the construction of the turret section's rear paneling, what they're made from, which direction they are designed to be inserted on, their diameter, whether or not they're galvanized, and the thickness and consistency of the paint

do it mf

by **Wexas** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:26 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Wexas wrote:MORE DETAIL

I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

I WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT HUE OF THE GLASSes USED, THEIR HISTORY, AND WHY THEY'RE USED.

Now get TO IT.

by **Scandinavian Federated Alliance** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:26 pm

Wexas wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

I WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT HUE OF THE GLASSes USED, THEIR HISTORY, AND WHY THEY'RE USED.

Now get TO IT.

its germanium, its black, as to not interfere with thermal as traditional glass, c3e and aluminum glasses dont play well with infared wavelengths

by **Miku the Based** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:28 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:also it's like literally two clicks to find, how'd you not find it?

So like I still don't understand, some cold war deserter from ussr and nato got together with whatever this thing is to make something

The current and only head of the Synne Industries Manufacturing Corporation sought to create an environment in which the immortal could thrive as an ever-growing machine without hindrance whether through authority or ineptitude of the common people.

I still don't understand.

by **Kiu Ghesik** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:30 pm

Miku the Based wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:also it's like literally two clicks to find, how'd you not find it?

So like I still don't understand, some cold war deserter from ussr and nato got together with whatever this thing is to make something
The current and only head of the Synne Industries Manufacturing Corporation sought to create an environment in which the immortal could thrive as an ever-growing machine without hindrance whether through authority or ineptitude of the common people.

I still don't understand.

imma let synne explain it because i can't do it quickly but it does make sense. in a very roundabout way.

by **Miku the Based** » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:33 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:when you see something about a sniper firing a round at 100km/s you just have to sigh

That boy sure do go fast. Would that make a black hole or plasma or something?

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