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Sengoku Americas
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Founded: Feb 13, 2021
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Postby Sengoku Americas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:01 pm

Dayganistan wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:yeah but i hope that a trope of higher effort wankery will immerge, using novel concepts you can defeat much larger armies

That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.


Guerilla warfare is based.

동무들아 준비하라 손에다든 무장
Comrades, prepare yourselves, ready your weapons.
제국주의 침략자를 때려부시고
We shall cleanse all the imperialist invaders.
용진용진 나아가세 용감스럽게
Bravely march on, bravely march on, bravely attack!
억천만번 죽더라도 원쑤를 치자
We'll defeat the enemies, even if we die countless times.
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Five nations, one continent.
"Let everyone put forth their full effort for the reconstruction of our wonderful garden!"

Empress Park and Premier Kato's new collaboration album: Journey of Melody
Song in Praise of Feyrisshire Princess Reishi Yuri
The author does not in any way condone war crimes including carpet bombing, chemical warfare, biological attacks, and nuclear strikes
May the light of peace prevail always
大蛙都줄기 내려 아름다운 내 나라
公主님 높이 모신 歓呼声 울려 가네
先祖의 大業 継承者 民族의 領導者
万歳! 万歳! 레이시유리公主

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Kiu Ghesik
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:01 pm

Sengoku Americas wrote:
Dayganistan wrote:That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.


Guerilla warfare is based.

do you want to replace that with "people's war" or should i? i know you want to.
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✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Miku the Based
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Postby Miku the Based » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:02 pm

The good thing with NS stats and government label is that it gives ideas to add to the factbook. like internal contradictions and policy reversals.
For example the insane black market hike at the beginning of my nation gave me the police crackdown idea I could have in my factbook sometime in the future.
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Sengoku Americas
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Postby Sengoku Americas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:03 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Sengoku Americas wrote:
Guerilla warfare is based.

do you want to replace that with "people's war" or should i? i know you want to.


Guerilla warfare in general, not just People's War.
Five nations, one continent.
"Let everyone put forth their full effort for the reconstruction of our wonderful garden!"

Empress Park and Premier Kato's new collaboration album: Journey of Melody
Song in Praise of Feyrisshire Princess Reishi Yuri
The author does not in any way condone war crimes including carpet bombing, chemical warfare, biological attacks, and nuclear strikes
May the light of peace prevail always
大蛙都줄기 내려 아름다운 내 나라
公主님 높이 모신 歓呼声 울려 가네
先祖의 大業 継承者 民族의 領導者
万歳! 万歳! 레이시유리公主

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Miku the Based
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Postby Miku the Based » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:07 pm

Dayganistan wrote: write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

Cardboard box and snake decoys. I'm a unoriginal person. I think you really need to study the cultural and social customs of the enemy nation to so something sly or creative.
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Scandinavian Federated Alliance
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Postby Scandinavian Federated Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:09 pm

Dayganistan wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:yeah but i hope that a trope of higher effort wankery will immerge, using novel concepts you can defeat much larger armies

That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

i prefer making op weapons using irl shit, the chad obscure irl tech vs the virgin zero point energy

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Kiu Ghesik
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:11 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Dayganistan wrote:That will never happen it's easier to write about slamming stat blocks against each other than it is to write about creative unconventional warfare tactics. Even though the latter is significantly more fun.

i prefer making op weapons using irl shit, the chad obscure irl tech vs the virgin zero point energy

tbf making your shit op just so you can go "haha lookit i can blow your stuff up that much more effectively in what's meant to be a narrative-driven thing" and no other reason is still wank even if it's realistic wank. at least with bros like synne there's a narrative purpose for it besides "my gun is bigger than yours bitch."
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✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Miku the Based
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Postby Miku the Based » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:14 pm

I didn't get past the 80 pages of pictures to find what that corporate Island is trying to do with his big old navy and airforce.
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East Wolven
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Father Knows Best State

Postby East Wolven » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:15 pm

Not really a cliche but just something that happens to me all the time, but people who look at "1466" and"PT" and immediately go "Ah, yes, that is the Gregorian calendar and it's definitely synched up with Earth, I understand this perfectly!". Even though they don't.
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Frosty frozen canid campers created Cana continent kingdom covered in big bulky bucketed down super white Scandinavian snow.
Based on Game of the Year, 2001.
PT + Small Magic | November 11, 1466, progresses one week OOC to one day IC | Not game accurate | Issues/NS Stats not canon for another half millennium

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Scandinavian Federated Alliance
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Postby Scandinavian Federated Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:15 pm

Miku the Based wrote:I didn't get past the 80 pages of pictures to find what that corporate Island is trying to do with his big old navy and airforce.

yeah some factbooks are cool but are just kinda hard to find what your looking for

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Synne Industries
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Postby Synne Industries » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:16 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:tbf making your shit op just so you can go "haha lookit i can blow your stuff up that much more effectively in what's meant to be a narrative-driven thing" and no other reason is still wank even if it's realistic wank. at least with bros like synne there's a narrative purpose for it besides "my gun is bigger than yours bitch."


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"Oh now what have we gotten ourselves into now"
░▒▓█A Midatlantic pile of rocks carpeted in bright lights and concrete, filled with some not-so-honest individuals.█▓▒░
The Old ManDo You Like Planes?The WatchtowerSomething's Amiss
now with FanT

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Kiu Ghesik
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:16 pm

Miku the Based wrote:I didn't get past the 80 pages of pictures to find what that corporate Island is trying to do with his big old navy and airforce.

blow shit up.

also it's like literally two clicks to find, how'd you not find it?

Synne Industries wrote:

so you're telling me that this is you?
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 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Scandinavian Federated Alliance
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Postby Scandinavian Federated Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:17 pm

honestly my factbook are too detailed but i take pleasure in detailing my shit, but god sometimes when you see something about a sniper firing a round at 100km/s you just have to sigh

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Russkiya Svyachena
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Founded: May 10, 2019
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Russkiya Svyachena » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:19 pm

Aureumterra III wrote:
The Hindustani State wrote:So basically

Female monarch - who you wish you could fuck but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you can't
Male monarch - who you wish you were but you're a lowborn peasant with no friends so you aren't

You be calling out the entire fucking International Incidents user base :rofl:

Same with F7

It’s pretty obvious what you’re doing when you have a promiscuous young attractive monarch
Russian and Proud!
Наркотик не класс, я еду не хардбасс
This nation is an alternate Russia where Gorbachev never collapsed the USSR, and instead slowly transitioned to a free market
Politics:
Pro: Putinism, President Putin, Russia, Gun Rights, Nationalism, Russian Crimea
Neutral: LGBT Rights, EU, Gorbachev
Anti: USSR, Communism, Lenin, Stalin, Ukrainian Crimea, Racism, Slavic Oppression

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Wexas
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Founded: Mar 09, 2020
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Postby Wexas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:19 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:honestly my factbook are too detailed

There is no such thing as too detailed.

More Detail
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★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Synne Industries
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Postby Synne Industries » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:19 pm



The coinflip says yes.
⠀⟪⠀ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ᴏꜰ ꜱʏɴɴᴇ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴇꜱ⠀⟫⠀
"Oh now what have we gotten ourselves into now"
░▒▓█A Midatlantic pile of rocks carpeted in bright lights and concrete, filled with some not-so-honest individuals.█▓▒░
The Old ManDo You Like Planes?The WatchtowerSomething's Amiss
now with FanT

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Scandinavian Federated Alliance
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Postby Scandinavian Federated Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:20 pm

Wexas wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:honestly my factbook are too detailed

There is no such thing as too detailed.

More Detail

my tanks doc is 33 pages lmao

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Wexas
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Postby Wexas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:21 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Wexas wrote:There is no such thing as too detailed.

More Detail

my tanks doc is 33 pages lmao

MORE DETAIL
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★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Scandinavian Federated Alliance
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Postby Scandinavian Federated Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:22 pm

Wexas wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:my tanks doc is 33 pages lmao

MORE DETAIL

I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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Kiu Ghesik
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:24 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Wexas wrote:MORE DETAIL

I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

specify precisely how many rivets are used in the construction of the turret section's rear paneling, what they're made from, which direction they are designed to be inserted on, their diameter, whether or not they're galvanized, and the thickness and consistency of the paint

do it mf
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✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Wexas
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Postby Wexas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:26 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Wexas wrote:MORE DETAIL

I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

I WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT HUE OF THE GLASSes USED, THEIR HISTORY, AND WHY THEY'RE USED.

Now get TO IT.
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Scandinavian Federated Alliance
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Founded: Jan 07, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Scandinavian Federated Alliance » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:26 pm

Wexas wrote:
Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:I SPECIFY THE TYPES OF GLASS USED ON THE GUNNERS SECONDARY SIGHT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

I WANT TO KNOW THE EXACT HUE OF THE GLASSes USED, THEIR HISTORY, AND WHY THEY'RE USED.

Now get TO IT.

its germanium, its black, as to not interfere with thermal as traditional glass, c3e and aluminum glasses dont play well with infared wavelengths
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Miku the Based
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Postby Miku the Based » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:28 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:also it's like literally two clicks to find, how'd you not find it?

So like I still don't understand, some cold war deserter from ussr and nato got together with whatever this thing is to make something
The current and only head of the Synne Industries Manufacturing Corporation sought to create an environment in which the immortal could thrive as an ever-growing machine without hindrance whether through authority or ineptitude of the common people.

I still don't understand.
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Do not ask me my opinion of LGBT. the mods don't approve.
Yes, I'm Homophobic, Transphobic etc. not stop incessantly responding to me and then have the audacity to claim I am the one "trolling". If I don't respond to you most likely I'm on your foe list. If one is hypersensitive I recommend putting me on your foe list
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Kiu Ghesik
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:30 pm

Miku the Based wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:also it's like literally two clicks to find, how'd you not find it?

So like I still don't understand, some cold war deserter from ussr and nato got together with whatever this thing is to make something
The current and only head of the Synne Industries Manufacturing Corporation sought to create an environment in which the immortal could thrive as an ever-growing machine without hindrance whether through authority or ineptitude of the common people.

I still don't understand.

imma let synne explain it because i can't do it quickly but it does make sense. in a very roundabout way.
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Brief
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Words
Faith

 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Miku the Based
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Founded: Dec 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Miku the Based » Mon Feb 15, 2021 4:33 pm

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:when you see something about a sniper firing a round at 100km/s you just have to sigh

That boy sure do go fast. Would that make a black hole or plasma or something?
January 8th, 2021 - I vow not to respond to anyone OOCIC/OOC I'm 100% serious
Do not ask me my opinion of LGBT. the mods don't approve.
Yes, I'm Homophobic, Transphobic etc. not stop incessantly responding to me and then have the audacity to claim I am the one "trolling". If I don't respond to you most likely I'm on your foe list. If one is hypersensitive I recommend putting me on your foe list
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